Looking for love is tricky business, like whipping a carousel horse.

Every time you ride, your either teaching or un-teaching your horse.

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

They say I'm a one-horse trainer but didn't I make a good job of it?

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

Wonderful things, horses. Never know what they will do, or won't do.

Wherever there were horses or ponies the mushrooms always sprang up.

Building slow destroyers ! One might as well breed slow race horses.

Blessed, blessed is that body horse which meditates on the Lord God.

Steeds, steeds, what steeds! Has the whirlwind a home in your manes?

You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper.

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Everyone says social media is a unicorn, but maybe it’s just a horse?

I believe that most of us would like to be thought well of by horses.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

Most people don't realize how little it takes to get a horse to move.

If you can't ride two horses at once, you shouldn't be in the circus.

That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!

Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release.

As a young girl I think I wanted to be a horse woman. I loved horses.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.

Horses are a symbol of America and can be marketed that way overseas.

To spend our days betting on three-legged horses with beautiful names

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

There is no secret closer than what passes between a man and his horse

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Every collectivist revolution rides in on a Trojan horse of EMERGENCY.

Please get on an airplane or a horse, because it's pretty spectacular.

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

In Westerns you were permitted to kiss your horse but never your girl.

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

What do I really think? What do I believe in, without the horse manure?

Horses react appropriately while waiting for the human to get it right.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

I worked like a horse and I ate like a hog and I slept like a dead man.

I loved to get all dusty and ride horses and plant potatoes and cotton.

I can't say that I've ever actually got on a horse and roped a cow, no.

Offering democracy to an Arab is like bringing a horse to a steakhouse.

I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me.

Animals do not admire each other. A horse does not admire its companion.

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

All men have their appointed time; that's something no horse can change.

If you're going to play a cowboy, show up with the horse at the audition

I think anybody who bets on horses and says they win is probably a liar.

You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him to a heavy load.

The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them.

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