I'm an American actor. I work with my clothes on. I have to. Riding a horse can be pretty tough on your legs and elsewheres.

You can see what man made from the seat of an automobile, but the best way to see what God made is from the back of a horse.

I always thought I was going to be a professional horse rider because I rode horses competitively from zero to 17 years old.

I haven't met a horse I didn't love. I love caring for them, cleaning them. I love doing my own tack and giving them treats.

I'd be willing to do anything once. I did live bass fishing on TV. I've done horse jumping... so clearly I'm not very picky.

The horse on the treadmill may be very discontented, but he is not disposed to tell his troubles, for he cannot stop to talk.

Rodeoing is about the only sport you can't fix. You'd have to talk to the bulls and horses, and they wouldn't understand you.

Richard Armitage is very good at the old horse riding because of course he did it in 'Robin Hood,' so he's very good at that.

I compared pooh-poohers of the movies to the myopics who used to holler, 'Get a horse!' when an early automobile exploded by.

My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.

The horse respects and obeys man because its large eyes magnify everything, so man appears much larger than the horse itself.

You spoil your horse, Halt said. Will glanced at him. You spoil yours. Halt considered the thought, then nodded. That's true.

It definitely could have been a horror story [Valley of Violence], oh my God, if the dog was impossible. So could the horses.

The hardest animal was the vulture. But the horses were great, the dog was great [in Valley of Violence]. It was really easy.

Things come and go - there's win, losses, and injuries, but you get back on the horse - but I appreciate what I've done more.

Conformation ... but not much else. Breeding, but too small a heart. You saw it everywhere - in men, in horses, and in women.

Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans.

There's no sense in whipping a tired horse, because he'll quit on you. More horses are whipped out of the money than into it.

When I started to make money, I went a bit crazy. Once, I went to the race track and woke up the next morning owning a horse.

You can lead a horse to water and you can even make it drink, but you can't make actresses wear what they don't want to wear.

Time is a horse that runs in the heart, a horse Without a rider on a road at night. The mind sits listening and hears it pass.

When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their caparisons of title, wealth, and place, he considers but as harness.

Every time somebody makes an Indian movie...Cher on a horse with a headdress and a miniskirt...the fashion industry cashes in.

When Steven Spielberg thinks you're the one, then I'll do anything. If you want me to put a dead horse on my head, I'll do it.

I'd like to do something involving jazz. But books are how I earn my living, and I'd like to stay with the horse I rode in on.

There is much money given to be laughed at, though the purchasers don't know it; witness A.'s fine horse, and B.'s fine house.

I have always loved locomotives passionately. For me they are living creatures and I love them as others love women or horses.

Fifteen millions of soldiers with popguns and horses All bent upon killing, because their "of courses" Are not quite the same.

We attended stables, as we attended church, in our best clothes, thereby no doubt showing the degree of respect due to horses.

My parents have always been open to me trying new things, whether it's yoga or ballet or tap or jazz or piano or horse riding.

Other animals ran only when they had a reason, but the horse would run for no reason whatever, as if to run out of his own skin

Horses are not for riding! They do not exist for riding! Horse riding is man's invention! It is the making up of human benefit!

There is a touch of divinity even in brutes, and a special halo about a horse, that should forever exempt him from indignities.

Every breath taken in by the man Who loves, and the woman who loves, Goes to fill the water tank Where the spirit horses drink.

There used to be one writer rather than a team of writers. It's the old line about a camel being a horse designed by committee.

But who knows what good might come from the least of us? From the bones of old horses is made the most beautiful Prussian Blue.

I miss the comedy of the '70s and '80s, like 'Only Fools And Horses' and 'Fawlty Towers,' so I'm glad I'm put in that category.

When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.

Physically, I'm healthy as a horse, always held up. But in the mental illness department, I got my share. It's just what I got.

The lazy ox wishes for horse-trappings, and the steed wishes to plough. [Lat., Optat ephippia bos piger, optat arare caballus.]

The paperless office is possible, but not by imitating paper. Note that the horseless carriage did not work by imitating horses.

I lived up on Kanan and Mulholland. It's a bit of a drive, but once you get there, the horses, vineyards, it's just so peaceful.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

I only won $250 all summer. And then I got crippled. I had a horse step on me while performing and it was messed up for a while.

If you act like you've only got fifteen minutes, it'll take all day. Act like you've got all day and it'll take fifteen minutes.

When someone was so poor that he couldn't afford a horse, a tent or a blanket, he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift.

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

The history of government regulation of food safety is one of government watchdogs chasing the horse after it's out of the barn.

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