Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Hollywood needs to recognise all shades of African American beauty.

It's hard for women at my age in Hollywood, but I'm not discouraged.

Delay and indecision are first weapons in the armory of moviemakers.

Hollywood's full of transients. Everybody comes from somewhere else.

I don't want to wait for Hollywood to decide that what I do is good.

I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.

In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo.

I'm not a Hollywood director. I'm an in spite of Hollywood director.

Hollywood is like being nowhere and talking to nobody about nothing.

Hollywood is the dream factory, and no one dreams about older women.

I don't give Hollywood the power to limit me. Only God can limit me.

I don't find the life in Hollywood all that meaningful or inspiring.

A director in Hollywood in my time couldn't do what he wanted to do.

I don't live in the Hollywood bubble. I never have and I never will.

It's not what you are in Hollywood - it's what people think you are.

Before Michael Caine you had to have been in the RAF to be an actor.

It's amazing marrying someone who wants nothing to do with Hollywood.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.

I didn't come to Hollywood to be subservient to anyone else's vision.

We weren't a Hollywood family. We were simply a show business family.

the convictions of Hollywood and television are made of boiled money.

There was no way I could live in Hollywood and not become an actress.

I was the center square on Hollywood Squares for about fifteen weeks.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

If only those who dream about Hollywood knew how difficult it all is.

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.

If Hollywood hadn't existed, Elinor Glyn would have had to invent it.

Something that is appealing to me about old Hollywood is job security.

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.

I don't get starstruck by Hollywood celebrities as I'm not into films.

I never left France for Hollywood nor stashed my money in Switzerland.

I always took it for granted that there would be life after Hollywood.

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.

My visibility may have gotten Hollywood to redefine what's attractive.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

Tonight we celebrate Hollywood's best and whitest, sorry... brightest.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

Hollywood loves to typecast, and I guess they saw me as a violent guy.

Cool people still have a hard time showing what they got in Hollywood.

I'm frankly shocked that Hollywood hasn't called me to do a superhero.

in Hollywood, everyone wants what someone else wants. It's like a law.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

I do have friends in Australia who now refer to me as 'Hollywood Jack.'

Hollywood desires money but they could not stand the political content.

It's all about greed and money and it's the driving force in Hollywood.

I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.

I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Hollywood is one place in the world where you can die of encouragement.

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