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Roses are red, violets are blue, they got ten, we only got two.
Quit while there is still time - at about 12 or 13 years of age!
That's great. I'm 100 years old and people are still interested.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I'm leaving the game of hockey with nothing but great memories...
I really did love hockey. It was one of my favorite things to do.
If this ice melts in Greenland it can shut down the Gulf Current.
Originally, I think basketball is closer to hockey than baseball.
A woman at 20 is like ice, at 30 she is warm and at 40 she is hot.
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
Wild Thing made their hearts sing. But he couldn't top everything.
Old people, don't watch it because you might die just watching it.
I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it!
Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical.
If you can't beat 'em in the alley, you can't beat 'em on the ice.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior.
Hockey seems completely lawless and, therefore, inexplicably sexy.
No one in Montreal learns how to skate. You're just born that way.
I think Hero Hockey India League is the world's best hockey league.
No man is entirely worthless, he can always serve as a bad example.
I think he knows all my tricks. Or the fact I don't have any tricks
Our system of forechecking is to shoot the puck and leave it there.
I played hockey in North Dakota growing up and watch a lot of that.
Hockey was my favorite sport my whole life until I played football.
My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior.
I was not the best student. Thank God I had a lot of hockey talent.
A complacent player is a lazy player, and a lazy player is a loser.
It's not only hockey, it's every sport. You know, it's a big event.
My papa said son don't let the man getcha and do what he done to me.
Don't feel sorry because my life is over. Be happy that it happened.
My brother Dash hit me on the head with five textbooks in a gym bag.
If I can be half the hockey player that Bobby Orr was, I'll be happy.
I was always a decent hockey player, but I'd have never made the NHL.
By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six.
If I'd known it was going to take 25 years, I'd have started earlier.
I've been playing hockey since I was two-and-a-half, three years old.
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.
The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him.
He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!
My only ultimate aim is to bring back the lost glory of Indian hockey.
It's really football, tennis, and golf that I watch other than hockey.
In hockey, sometimes a shift can go for a minute and a half, full out.
He's the kind of guy who will stab you in the back right to your face.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
The only job worse is a javelin catcher at a track - and - field meet.
The season is long. When I'm off, I try to distract myself from hockey.
I'm gonna catch you with your head down tonight. I'm gonna take it off.
You try to squeeze a little more Charmin in the pads when you face him.
Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying.