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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.