I'd rather try and cram in another two gags than leave a pause to say, 'Hey, wasn't that bit funny?'
A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good!
Mostly, people want to take pictures sometimes of me, or they'll say, 'Hey.' That's been kinda cool.
The first sign builders are on their way is when - hey, presto! - a skip appears outside your house.
When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.