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I've gotten hernias from drummers when they drop tempo.
If you haven't got a hernia yet, you ain't pulling your share.
If you don't have a hernia yet then you're not pulling your own weight!
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
Telling a writer to relax is like telling a man to relax while being prodded for a possible hernia.
