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If you really want a humanized birth, the best thing you can do is stay the hell out of the hospital.
To hell with the Church when it becomes a State and the hell with the State when it becomes a Church.
I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.
Why the hell do I have to keep updating my apps on my iPhone all the time and why you don't fix that?
I've got the Jewish guilt and the Irish shame and it's a hell of a job distinguishing which is which.
I have no fear of the Hereafter. An orthodox hell could hardly be more torture than my life has been.
Most procrastination is largely indecision. Someone has said that "hell is just truth seen too late."
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the hell out of a chicken.
Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.
We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.
It's all written out, you know. Everything is fate. All written out in Heaven, or written out in Hell.
And now without redemption all mankind Must have been lost, adjudged to death and hell By doom severe.
If mortals wait until the gods remake the world to their liking to be happy, they are already in hell.
It's a hell of a responsibility to be yourself. It's much easier to be somebody else or nobody at all.
If we had more hell fire preaching in the pulpit then we would have less hell bound people in the pew.
When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.
There are a lot of good people going to Hell, and a lot of bad people like you and me going to Heaven!
People are going to criticize you no matter what, so I'm going to say whatever the hell I want to say.
So much time is currently spent in worrying about the future that the present is allowed to go to hell.
Nothing is as horrendous as imagining the times of happiness from an environment which is that of hell.
Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions; it's walled and roofed with them. Yes, and furnished too.
To all those who won't listen to my music because I don't smoke ganga, I say the hell with those people
I've known just thousands of people a hell of a lot more talented than me who never could get anywhere.
I don't really want to hang out with politicians. I'd rather go straight to hell, and not collect $200.
I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell.
No one will go to hell simply because all they needed was a little more time and they died prematurely.
Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.
Hell is having to execute a pointless act from which nothing ever comes except the need to do it again.
The great poems of heaven and hell have been written and the great poem of earth remains to be written.
Women are not thousands of temptations to hell. They are thousands of reminders of the beauty of heaven.
Poverty is the openmouthed relentless hell which yawns beneath civilized society. And it is hell enough.
Music is always my great escape... I get to be that wild child and do whatever the hell I want on stage.
Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.
Children know by instinct that hell is an absence of love, and they can pick out theirs without missing.
I started on the downers which were a hell of a lot better than the uppers because I was a nervous wreck.
If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
They wanna censor me, they ratha see me in a cell, livin' in hell, with only a few of us to live to tell.
What the hell am I doing...? Escape holding myself as a hostage...? I won't be able to make it like that.
With 80,000 dead of AIDS, our promiscuous homosexuals appear literally hell-bent on Satanism and suicide.
If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell.
You ought to be able to grow up in a place and not have to get the hell out of it when you turn eighteen.
Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.
It was God who created hell as a place to store evil. He didn't do a good job of keeping it there though.
Free enterprise is a rough and competitive game. It is a hell of a lot better than a government monopoly.
As a writer, you don't know what the hell you're doing. You're just doing it. You hope it works out well.
I would rather be rich affluent and greedy and go to hell when I die, than live in poverty on this earth.
What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked such questions?
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.
You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.
After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks.