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Nonfiction-wha t the hell, that just says, this is nongrapefruit we're having this morning.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?
The part that frightens the hell out of me is the goverment deciding where technology goes.
It [sex-ed] was such a slow rollout for me. I just didn't know what the hell was happening.
Walt Whitman's a hell of a lot more revolutionary than any Russian poet I've ever heard of.
The UN wasn't created to take mankind into paradise, but rather, to save humanity from hell.
Heaven is not a place for those who are afraid of hell; it’s a place for those who love God.
I wanna say I'm detached, but I'm an Aquarius that's sensitive as hell. That's dope, though.
I think God has a plan for all of us, and even if that plan includes Hell, its still a plan.
The purpose of God isn't to save us from Hell. The purpose of God is to make us like Christ.
When the word of God says one thing and scholarship says another, scholarship can go to hell.
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess.
Traveling is more fun - hell, life is more fun - if you can treat it as a series of impulses.
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
I've been through Hell with some of the members of my old band, and Hell is highly stressful.
I dont know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who dont belong in heaven.
It's hell writing and it's hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written.
What is hell other than a realm in which unholiness works without restraint in body and soul?
Socialism is workable only in heaven where it isn't needed, and in hell where they've got it.
What about my rights? What about a person's privacy? Did all that just go to hell after 9/11?
If I had to climb into hell and wrestle the devil himself for one of my films, I would do it.
To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.
Every saved person this side of heaven owes the gospel to every lost person this side of hell.
The idealist is incorrigible: if he is thrown out of his heaven he makes an ideal of his hell.
Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it.
This temporal fire is but a painted fire in respect of that penetrating and real fire in hell.
Women is fine once you got em pinned down, boss, but when they ain't pinned down they're hell.
"So basically, that entire theory is blown to hell."Not basically," Win corrected. "Entirely."
Hell is the incapacity to be other than the creature one finds oneself ordinarily behaving as.
Henry V' is a great deal more than almost any other hell-bent-for-armor movie that you've seen.
Blues fallin' down like hail And the day keeps on worryin' me There's a hell hound on my trail.
Hell strives with grace for conquest in my breast. What shall I do to shun the snares of death?
I'm for everybody. There are no set rules. But if one's not a joiner. To hell with all of them!
It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
Hell is where everyone is doing his own thing. Paradise is where everyone is doing God's thing.
Work like hell, tell everyone everything you know, close a deal with a handshake, and have fun.
Prisons don't rehabilitate, they don't punish, they don't protect, so what the hell do they do?
Nothing else in nature behaves so consistently and rigidly as a human being in pursuit of hell.
I never want to get to the point where it's all about my needs, and the hell with anybody else.
When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory.
Hell is a real place, more real than the city in which you live, much hotter and more populated.
Like a lot of people, for a long time I thought that the road to hell is paved with bad sequels.
It's a hell of a thing to be born, and if you're born you're at least entitled to your own self.
God will hold sinners with one hand over the pit of hell, while He torments them with the other.
If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.
I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.
I don't want to quit smoking. I am convinced that if I quit smoking, the world would go to hell.
I got what I have now through knowing the right time to tell terrible people when to go to hell.