You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes - it's just never going to happen.

A Scout is never taken by surprise; he knows exactly what to do when anything unexpected happens.

it's been my experience that while impossible things happen frequently, improbable ones never do.

I will not rule out anything. I don't speculate on my own future. I'll wait and see what happens.

I felt like I was missing something. Missing you more. Missing whatever was going to happen next.

I have confidence that whatever I set in my mind will happen. Everything I strived for I reached.

Nothing is or is not unless you happen to think it so. That's what Shakespeare said, and he knew.

If you act out of a paranoid fear of something happening, you will always make that thing happen.

You can't control the things that happen to you, but you can control the way you feel about them.

Trust others to do the right thing. If you can't do that, trust yourself to survive what happens.

If you want to do something you have to imagine it. If you don’t imagine it, it will never happen

I know he [Prince] is up there saying to me, "This is not the way I wanted it to happen, Stevie."

It's not what happens in life that bothers us. It's what we're believing about it that bothers us.

Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.

There is such a thing as fate, but it only takes you so far. Then its up to you to make it happen.

Whenever something great happens, you’re always kind of poised for the universe to correct itself.

I don't like movies where everything happens fast. I like the buildup, the obstacles, the mystery.

Do you ever have a day like that, where you just look back and you're like 'why did today happen?'

Impossibilities are merely things of which we have not learned, or which we do not wish to happen.

The point is [...] that you never know whether you've lost until you've lost. Anything can happen.

When you believe in something and truly go after it with all you have, amazing things will happen.

Falling in love happens so suddenly that it seems, all at once, that you have always been in love.

We happen upon ourselves when nothing much happens to us, and we are transformed in the process...

You've got to be in a position for luck to happen. Luck doesn't go around looking for a stumblebum.

maybe it's that we are all so starved for something good to happen that we want to be a part of it.

Trust in God, that's where the crown is at. It's not in what you get, it's what happens after that.

Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present, which seldom happens to us.

What usually happens with me is that I start with one idea in mind and then something else happens.

I see what happens when one gets very attached to material things. That's just not what my life is.

Unless I work with Shah Rukh my career cannot be complete. I can't hang my boots till that happens.

Something will eventually replace the Internet. But it's hard to know what and when it will happen.

The emergencies you train for almost never happen. It's the one you can't train for that kills you.

With good art, that's what happens - it comes directly out from inside of you almost instinctively.

Live nutty. Just occasionally. Just once in a while. And see what happens. It brightens up the day.

The tiniest dream that you make happen is worth more than the biggest dream that you never attempt.

After we graduate tonight, we no longer have to let society happen to us. We get to create our own.

When you really want something to happen, the whole universe conspires so that your wish comes true.

Endings must come naturally, you're supposed to let it happen, not just to make it happen like that.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

...and that's when I get to wondering, what would happen if I told her she something good, ever day?

When a company goes bankrupt, you as a company have absolutely no say whatsoever as to what happens.

When you have an opportunity to take the lead and you don't, most of the time something bad happens.

I had to do something," she said. "I couldn't just sit and wait for life to happen to me any longer.

I suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts.

Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

Some people possess talent, others are possessed by it. When that happens, a talent becomes a curse.

Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?” "Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens.

Everyone talks about success, but what happens before? There's always something you have to overcome.

There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.

I think good art happens on that edge between comfortable and in a lot of pain, you know what I mean?

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