Work only a half a day. It makes no difference which half-the first 12 hours or the last 12 hours.

Anybody who knows me knows that half the time I'm saying things with a somewhat humorous overtone.

Before you finish eating breakfast in the morning, you've depended on more than half of the world.

I learned Spanish at home and, since half my family doesn't speak English, it's my first language.

Human beings being what they are, order spreads, given half a chance, almost as fast as confusion.

I think half of our life is written out for us and things happen the way their supposed to happen.

Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

We have two and half million individual campaign contributions, more than any campaign in history.

A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.

When need something really aggressive, outrageous and not done half-way, I feel like I'm your girl.

When you got a dream, you don't just climb half way up the ladder, you climb all the way to the top

The price must be less than one half of the former high and preferably at or near its all time low.

I can't sing half as well as Claudia Lennear. Hats off to her, but somehow, things happened for me.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

Half of these aren't even Machiavelli. Some are Plato, Thucydides etc....doesnt anyone check these?

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

Fuss is half-sister to hurry, and neither of them can do anything without getting in their own way.

Half the world's troubles come from men not being trained to resent a fallacy as much as an insult.

Thus through half-belief, we are often doomed to repeat that very past we should have learned from.

Acting is half shame, half glory. Shame at exhibiting yourself, glory when you can forget yourself.

Though a song may race by in a minute and a half, every aspect of it is calculated and intentional.

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be.

When I was drumming with Mick Fleetwood I thought I looked half mad. I thought I looked half crazy.

Why is it that half of the households in America pay zero income tax? We need some real tax reform.

The Bears are front-runners. Quitters. They are not a second-half team, just a bunch of cry-babies.

Those who travel to mountain-tops are half in love with themselves, and half in love with oblivion.

When you are forty, half of you belongs to the past... And when you are seventy, nearly all of you.

Once in everyone's life there is apt to be a period when he is fully awake, instead of half-asleep.

All I know is that if God loves me only half as much as my mother does, he will not send me to Hell.

I'm a books person. Yes, I have a Kindle. I used it for an hour and a half and put it in the closet.

Hit the gym... Working out is the key to your life. All you need is a half an hour on the treadmill.

You spend the first part of your life collecting things ... and the second half getting rid of them.

... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second.

Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that.

A non-Communist premier with Communist ministers would be like a woman trying to stay half pregnant.

You can end half your troubles immediately by no longer permitting people to tell you what you want.

The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Half the reason I turned into a writer is you didn't have to show up anywhere. You could work naked.

Sometimes the story we're telling the world isn't half as endearing as the one that lives inside us.

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

It's love,' they say. You touch the right one and a whole half of the universe wakes up, a new half.

I've spent the last year and a half going through a very public separation, hiding in hotel lobbies.

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

It is well sometimes to half understand a poem in the same manner that we half understand the world.

It is better to be doing the most insignificant thing than to reckon even a half-hour insignificant.

Half the time I don't even think about it, I just throw something on because I'm so late or so busy.

The loss of a much-prized treasure is only half felt when we have not regarded its tenure as secure.

By the mid-sixties, the United States had poured more than half a million troops into South Vietnam.

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