All I know is that if God loves me only half as much as my mother does, he will not send me to Hell.
I'm a books person. Yes, I have a Kindle. I used it for an hour and a half and put it in the closet.
Hit the gym... Working out is the key to your life. All you need is a half an hour on the treadmill.
You spend the first part of your life collecting things ... and the second half getting rid of them.
... and because it was a drunken perception, it was perfect, entire, and lasted about half a second.
Hercule Poirot: I am an imbecile. I see only half of the picture. Miss Lemon: I don't even see that.
A non-Communist premier with Communist ministers would be like a woman trying to stay half pregnant.
You can end half your troubles immediately by no longer permitting people to tell you what you want.
The horrifying thing is that nearly half of America seems in synch with xenophobia and race-baiting.
Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?
Half the reason I turned into a writer is you didn't have to show up anywhere. You could work naked.
Sometimes the story we're telling the world isn't half as endearing as the one that lives inside us.
Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.
Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
It's love,' they say. You touch the right one and a whole half of the universe wakes up, a new half.
I've spent the last year and a half going through a very public separation, hiding in hotel lobbies.
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
It is well sometimes to half understand a poem in the same manner that we half understand the world.
It is better to be doing the most insignificant thing than to reckon even a half-hour insignificant.
Half the time I don't even think about it, I just throw something on because I'm so late or so busy.