There is no disappointment we endure one-half so great as what we are to ourselves.

All small men, all non-power hitters, must learn to bunt well. It's half your game.

A man running after a hat is not half so ridiculous as a man running after a woman.

I don't consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

Never talk for half a minute without pausing and giving others a chance to join in.

I worked half my life to be an overnight success, and still it took me by surprise.

Be brief, for no talk can please when too long. Being prepared is half the victory.

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

When you stand for something, you've got to stand for it all the way, not half way.

All I do is work out. Oh my God! Half my life is spent in a gym somewhere, sweating.

Ladies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe.

A person like me... isn't even worth the tip of a toe. I can't even compare to half.

But oh, she dances in such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight.

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.

Dreamers are half-way men of thought, and men of thought are half-way men of action.

Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all.

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.

I was away from home for five and a half months. I don't ever want to do that again.

I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed.

Many men, seemingly impelled by fortune, hasten forward to meet misfortune half way.

Half of the interview is substantive and half of it I think is sizing the person up.

It's like you don't know you're making a record unless you're half-killing yourself.

Oh Marilla, looking forward to things is half the pleasure of them," exclaimed Anne.

All I do is work out, oh my God! Half my life is spent in a gym somewhere, sweating.

What would be the use of immortality to a person who cannot use well a half an hour?

A thankful heart is never half-full or half-empty, but always overflowing with love.

Half the world cries Half the world laughs Half the world tries To be the other half

I spent 30 minutes each morning rubbing my body with half a lemon to lighten my skin.

I don't want someone taking half a sentence or paraphrasing me... Just too much risk.

The consequences of a plethora of half-digested theoretical knowledge are deplorable.

There are always a half-dozen things that make 80%of the difference. Only SIX things!

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half your life to learn from your own.

Fewer than half of all university professors publish as much as one article per year.

If a Snickers chocolate bar has 50% sugar, wouldn't it be safe to eat the other half?

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

At weekends, I've been going on long but steady-paced four-and-a-half-hour bike rides.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Patch was in my life for a reason. I needed him. We were two halves of the same whole.

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

My dad lives in Sicily, so I'm half Italian and half Irish - it's a fiery combination.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Are my boots old? Is my coat torn? / Am I no longer young, and still not half-perfect?

The best way to economize time is to 'lose' half an hour each day attending Holy Mass.

The wonderful workings of the world: wonderful, wonderful: I'm surprised half the time

He that has never known adversity is but half acquainted with others, or with himself.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

Everything within a half-a-minute or a half-an-inch is gold, silver, bronze or nothing.

In these days half our diseases come from neglect of the body in overwork of the brain.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

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