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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
I didn't have a hard time making it, I had a hard time letting it go.
I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering.
We thought that we had the answers, it was the questions we had wrong.
All art is contemporary art because it had to be made when it was now.
I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.
I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.
Oh my gosh, I mean, I've had many experiences of men calling me psycho.
If you don't know someone who's had a problem with addiction, you will.
I have been to hell and back. I had a very, very bad nervous breakdown.
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
There was another life that I might have had, but I am having this one.
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
When I came out of my mom's womb, I had 'sitcom' stamped on my forehead.
Every cinematographer I worked with had his own way of solving problems.
I had a lot of growing up to do. A lot of times, I learned the hard way.
Of course I'm naughty. I've always had to compete for attention, you see.
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had.
If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.
When you have had a taste of excellence, you cannot go back to mediocrity.
I've had a lot of success; I've had failures, so I learn from the failure.
Even rats can only be kicked around for so long before they've had enough.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
When language fails, violence becomes a language; I never had that feeling.
I actually had a dream, which I believe is right from God, about My Pillow.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
If summer had one defining scent, it'd definitely be the smell of barbecue.
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
I never knew how ugly and how stupid I was until, you know, we had Twitter.
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.
Everybody remembers Robbie Williams said I had a face like a satellite dish.
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.
My father Dwarakaprasad Bedi had an electrical accessories factory in Delhi.
I had braces for six years! Kids would call me 'big teeth' or 'rabbit teeth.'
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Do I believe in God? Yes I do. When you've had a life like mine, you have to.
People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.
I've always had a duck personality. Calm above water, feet going crazy below.
The present was an egg laid by the past that had the future inside its shell.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
'Sugar Cane Alley' had a lot of international success, big success everywhere.
I wouldn't trade the experiences I've had over the past 36 years for anything.
I've always had an affinity and a passion for cars and that whole car culture.