Hero.' I've always struggled with that word. I'm just a guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I love huge movies. Not sure I am the guy to make them, but you can rely on me being there watching them.

I loved the movie for the simple reason that I saw the scenes and I saw Muhammad working with these guys.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

Abraham Lincoln is the guy who could never be elected today, but whom we desperately wish we could elect.

I’m not into ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ – that’s just not me.

Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache.

Recognize a rock 'n' roller for what he is, which is a damned lucky guy not to have to work for a living.

Id love to have William Faulkner, Beethoven and Bach over. I want to find out what makes those guys tick!

My brain must have felt sorry for me, so it'd created the only type of guy I could touch - a fantasy one.

I was a fan of Charlie Sheen - he's an incredibly likable, affable guy - well, until he doesn't like you.

I can count the number of dates I've had on one hand. I wish that guys would approach me, but they don't.

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

I would love to have a rapper on one of my songs, like Ludacris, or the 'it's so hot in here' guy, Nelly.

The percentage of couples who stay together after high school is, like, less than five percent, you guys.

Sometimes people just show up, which is kind of scary. And then you are like, 'Okay guy... got to leave'.

Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.

One of the things that I like to pride myself on is being the guy who sees the game through till the end.

If the guys on the bench were as good as the guys you have out there, they'd be out there in first place.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

And don't change for a guy, ever," Leah added. "If they're worthy, they'll like you just the way you are.

You know what? I don't care. I'm my own guy. I'm very secure with my sexuality. I can cry anytime I want.

I know that sounds weird, but it's hard to be scared or even angry at a guy in Spider-Man pajamas,"- Greg

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around.

I'm not the guy who bursts into the room. I'm the most insecure person you'll meet if you get to know me.

My mom used to say that I became a fighter and a scrapper and a tough guy to protect who I am at my core.

Inside I knew he was meant to be the guy that taught me about life. Even if he broke my heart eventually.

No guy is worth your tears, but when you find that one that could be worth it, he shouldn't make you cry.

Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

Guys have to look up to somebody. Everybody needs to have their own role and somebody has to be the star.

You can't fake some of this chemistry, even when you get a guy and a girl and they've got to be together.

I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

If you like a conversational style of comedy, if you like comedy that's a little dangerous, I'm your guy.

My Lovatics, thank you so much, Im so honored. You guys are such an incredible force and an amazing army.

War is when the government tells you who the bad guy is. Revolution is when you decide that for yourself.

I'm a guy that wants the movie to work. So whatever it takes or whatever you got to do - I'm happy to do.

As long as I've been playing, they never say I done anything. They always say that some white guy did it.

A good amount of the guys wanted to date me. Even older guys looking at me. It took some getting used to.

Anyone can sleep with a guy in 24-48 hours, but you're sending the wrong signal to the guy if you do that.

Oh, I wish I could tell you I was a Mr. Fix-It, but I am not that kind of guy. I get frustrated so easily.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I would love to say that I have an eighth-inning guy, a seventh-inning guy, a left-handed guy, a long guy.

I'm not necessarily intimidated by really jocky guys. I can talk football with them, you know what I mean?

I've always been a religious guy, but not overly religious. I've always believed in God and Jesus. I pray.

Well, whether it's on film or on TV, you don't want to throw too many curves at your audio and video guys.

I'm not interested in playing the girl that's just there to make the guy, you know, give him a talking to.

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