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Growing up as an amateur, I wasn't much of a power puncher. I was more of a speed guy.
It amazes me. I'm just a fat, middle-aged, bald guy, but people still want to meet me.
There's lots and lots of guys out there. The question is trying to find the right one.
What makes people so impatient is what I can't figure; all the guy had to do was wait.
Logan Quinn was the kind of guy who could stab me in the eye with a freaking Twizzler.
Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy.
You cannot build a little guy up by tearing a big guy down. Abraham Lincoln said it...
My father was like the token bad white guy in all the old Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee films.
Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.
You know it's a perverted crowd when a guy is screaming at you to take your shirt off.
I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.
None of the other guys in the band really sang, so that's when I brought Roy Clark in.
I actually have huge respect for Lorne Michaels. I think that guy is really something.
One guy told me I was a great actor, I just would never be on the cover of a magazine.
I like vengeance as much as the next guy, if the next guy likes vengeance a whole lot.
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters.
When a guy has his ego hurt, he's liable to jump into a fight he doesn't need to have.
And the actors tend not to want to watch themselves very often. I'm one of those guys.
Voters are saying "I like this guy [Donald Trump]. He just might shake this place up."
Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why!
Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.
I'd love to venture into TV or do some gritty dramas - Guy Ritchie, that kind of thing.
I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.
You can use a biography to examine political power, but only if you pick the right guy.
I think some of those guys might actually be better off if they had more wussy in them.
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
I'll do more than the average actor, but I'm smart enough to know why stunt guys exist.
Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier.
Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker.
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
it was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. i wanted to be the last one she loved.
My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.
It's pretty sad that when people see a guy buying flowers, they assume he's in trouble.
If you want to see what I'll look like as an old guy, check out any recent photo of me.
I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.
If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.
It's the quiet, humble guy that's not saying anything. That's the really dangerous one.
While the other guy's sleeping? I'm working. While the other guy's eatin'? I'm working.
My job isn't to strike guys out, it's to get them out - sometimes by striking them out.
I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
A guy at ABC told me to change my name and get a nose job. I said 'You get a nose job.'
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right?
I like playing against guys because of their athleticism and understanding of the game.
I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too.
I am seeing all the guys, like Earnie Shavers, Tex Cobb, and Larry Holmes all the time.
You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see everyone's perspective.
I've always wanted a movie where the bad guy came out on top. It would shock the world.
When I get to heaven I'm gonna find the guy in charge of the weather and kick his rear.