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I admire Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly a lot because I think they're standup guys.
These guys [Republicans] are the most crooked, you know, lying group I've ever seen.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
A lot of guys look toward me for leadership. I feel like I can provide some of that.
I've always been the sort of guy who's happiest doing more than one thing at a time.
Oh yea FORTUNATELY the girls are a lot braver then the guys, they flirt all the time.
I am a session guy and a studio musician and whatever you need me to do I will do it.
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.
You take what the guy gives you. If there's nothin' there, you handle it. No problem.
Sportsmanship is making sure you have respect for the guy you're playing across from.
I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.
I don't have the physical talent those guys have. My hard work has made me very good.
I'm not a computer guy. I have my Smith Corona. I would know nothing about computers.
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.
Having daughters tends to help a guy get in touch with his inner social conservative.
I'm kind of one of these guys who wants to play everything once before it's all over.
Solos are like sex, so it's surprising to me that there aren't more guys playing them
People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
I love the weather, I love my '63 droptop Impala, I love the 405, and I love my guys.
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
Everyone on the bus can laugh at me, and I'll be like, 'Screw you guys: I look good!'
Even if I'm playing a bad guy, I work hard to make him multi-leveled and interesting.
I think, in common with a lot of novelists, I wasn't the most athletic guy at school.
I always thought if a guy could play the guitar, he must be something really special.
I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys. Describing his cameo role on a TV series.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
I am not anti-death penalty, but I'm damned sure anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
Big black guys fear air travel almost as much as old white women fear big black guys.
And guys, if you exploit a girl, it will come back to get you. That's called 'karma.'
I want a guy who can clean my gutters and kill my spiders - who's simple yet layered.
There are a lot of guys in Hollywood who clap you on the back just a little too hard.
I want to show that I can pitch well and get along with the guys in the locker room.'
I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.
Its as boring to see a completely evil villain as it is to see a completely good guy.
Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.
I try to be the same guy every day, no matter the situation, no matter the adversity.
Some guys they just give up living, and start dying little by little, piece by piece.
I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.
I'd compare myself to Zinedine Zidane... a humble guy who just happened to be the best
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.
You remember what happened when Eddie Pipp got hurt? A guy named Lou Gehrig took over.
I have a tremendous passion for fitness, I love challenges and I am a very driven guy.
I just don't want to cozy up to the guy whose girl I have every intention of stealing.
Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.
Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"
It's always fun when you don't have to trot your stuff out, especially as a young guy.