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I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.
I thank God, Jesus, and my Grandmother for being able to support myself and my family.
I've been a godmother loads of times, but being a grandmother is better than anything.
I was named for my grandmother. It's an evil-eye name, to protect you from bad things.
I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.
My grandmother was one of the most loving, caring, and supportive people I've ever met.
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt.
If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.
My grandmother was always upbeat, a naturally happy person. I think I got that from her.
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
Like my grandmother always said, 'you never know the blessings that come from suffering.
I think I'm a fan of people who were brave, my aunt, my grandmother, those are my heroes.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
Playing with my grandfather, grandmother and my parents, I came to music pretty naturally.
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.
A great tribute, is expressing the great love for a Grandmother we share with our children.
My grandmother had this high-tech security system - a rusty nail she used to lock the door.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.
[The biggest disappointment is] that he [Barack Obama] deported everybody and their grandmother.
My parents and my grandmother inspire me every day and, every day, in my work and personal life.
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.
I looked over and Jim Morrison was dancing the jitterbug with my grandmother on the coffee table.
My great grandfather, Raj, was from Punjab, India. My grandmother graduated Rajasthan University.
Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
I wasn't made to take orders. My grandmother used to tell me: 'Laws are for idiots.' She was right.
coming to the end of spring / my grandmother kicks off her shoes / steps out of her faltering body.
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.
I learned from my grandmother, because we were cooking a lot for the farm. Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
Even now / I am not old. / I never think of it, and yet / I am a grandmother to eleven grandchildren.
I bought a house in the Hollywood Hills and brought my grandmother from Harlem to live in it with me.
The best music of my life I heard at my grandmother's church, this little wooden church up on a hill.
There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though.... This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently.
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots.
My grandmother wanted me to get a good education, so she kept me as far away from schools as possible.
Suffering for love is how I have learned practically everything I know, love of grandmother up and on.
At about 40, the roles started slowing down. I started getting offers to play mothers and grandmothers
What in heaven's name is strange about a grandmother dancing nude? I'll bet lots of grandmothers do it.
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.
I would lie, because no one would know me anyway. My grandmother convinced me to be proud of what I do.
My grandmother always taught me, 'If you don't have a home, family, and church, you don't have anything.