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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I've always been a foodie. My grandmother got me hooked on cooking.
As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.
Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
My parents never told us that our great-grandmothers had been slaves.
To think but nobly of my grandmother: Good wombs have borne bad sons.
Wish for what you want, work for what you need. -Carmen's grandmother
I grew up sitting beside my grandmother playing the piano and singing.
I come from Texas, and my grandmother and mother were born in Arkansas.
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.
My grandmother used to always say, 'People need to be worth something.'
I am a grandmother now, and that means age is creeping on, creeping on.
My grandmother passed at 104. She sang and wrote songs until she passed.
I hope to live long enough to be the great-grandmother of all agitators.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
My grandmother can never really teach me anything because she skips steps.
My grandmother always would say, "This, too, shall pass." It is always true.
Not many people can boast a photo of their grandmother posing for kiddiporn.
A man who is stingy with saffron is capable of seducing his own grandmother.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
I'll never forget my grandmother's last words. She said 'What are you doing?'
My grandmother was a minister as well, which was not that common in the 1930s.
My grandsons really love my apple cake, which is from my grandmother's recipe.
I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general.
we are just as apt to meet the grandmothers as the wolves when we go traveling.
Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation.
We believed in our grandmother’s cooking more fervently than we believed in God.
My grandmother taught me to knit, and as I knit, my mind returns to my childhood.
Is there a grandmother that isn't spunky on television? Is there such a creature?
My great grandmother, Martha, was hired at 11 years old to be a worker to people.
Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, in every gesture dignity and love.
You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.
Through a grandmother's voice and hands the end of life is known at the beginning.
I had a grandmother who would always encourage me to learn about theater and film.
There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.
As a child my grandmother used to tell us stories about the dead and the mystical.
My paternal grandmother drove ambulances during the regional Blitz, in Birmingham.
I never said I do not remember, my grandmother corrects. I said I prefer to forget.
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too.
My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will.
Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
My grandmother was very fierce and gruff. She was quite small, but she was very wide.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.