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I'm a perfect example of the grumpy, old man. I'm really good at it.
More than anything else, I'd like to be an old man with a good face, like Hitchcock or Picasso.
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
I used to be a good party boy. I'm old. I'm an old man. You pay the consequences. I'm just fine with a couple of drinks, no more than that.
Many years ago... many, many years ago, I brought up a boy, and I said to him, 'Son, if you ever become a writer, try to write a good part for your old man sometime.' Well, by cracky, that's what he did!