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The good news is, we're not bankrupt. The bad news is, we're close.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.