I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.

It's emotional highs and lows in the game of golf.

Golf is such a wonderful game. I love it to death.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Golf - a young man's vice and an old man's penance.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.

I can't live without my family, golf, and football.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

The worst advice in golf is, 'Keep your head down.'

You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it.

Golf is social. It brings a lot of people together.

I hope she misses the cut. She doesn't belong here.

I don't like golf. It's not for me, it's too quiet.

Don't wish for less problems; wish for more skills.

I enjoy playing it every time I step on the course.

A golf swing is a collection of corrected mistakes.

I don't golf. I've never golfed. I will never golf.

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing.

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win.

Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game.

Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf.

I just kind of hang out, watch movies and play golf.

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.

Out-of-control emotions can make smart people stupid.

To help your concentration, don't take too much time.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

I want to be what I've always wanted to be: dominant.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

Whenever I have any spare time I have a game of golf.

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