Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

I just dress up what the Good Lord provides.

Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

I was a better player at 50 than I was at 30.

There are a lot of hip-hoppers who play golf.

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.

Be prepared to scramble right from the start.

If you grow up normal, you'll only be normal.

When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.

My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

My golf is woeful, but I will never surrender

The simpler I keep things, the better I play.

I'd rather play golf than go on to Wikipedia!

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf.

If you want to hit it farther, hit it better.

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.

The beauty of golf, you're in charge out here.

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Hit it hard, go find it and hit it hard again.

I thought Manual Labor was a Mexican golf pro.

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

I've always played my best golf in the summer.

Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.

Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes.

No golfer can ever become too good to practice.

For me, 'choking' is just another term in golf.

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

After you have the basics down it's all mental.

I think I definitely like the solitude of golf.

Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.

Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

The U.S. Open is not John Daly's style of golf.

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

The course is perfection and it asks perfection.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

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