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One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Because of the suit I was wearing, I couldn't make a good pivot on the swing. And I had to hit the ball with one hand.
I'm a golf junkie. I watch every tournament pretty much. I watch interviews. I watch warm-up routines. All that stuff.
Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
Unfortunately, the suit is so stiff, I can't do this with two hands, but I'm going to try a little sand-trap shot here.
I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him.
I take golf trips with my brother or with friends. We usually go to Pebble or Bandon Dunes. One year we went to Hawaii.
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
It provides a different type of element and mental strain athletes love. That's what makes the game of golf so special.
High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome.
I spent hours as a kid on the putting green of the local golf course imagining I was sinking a putt to win the Masters.
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill soured by a whiff of arrogance.
I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.
I won't have any competitive instincts in any sports, other than golf. I can't see being competitive in sports any more.
It's been 18 months since I won on the European Tour and to win the flagship event, I could not have asked for any more.
The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard.
Everyone I built a course for thinks they have the best golf course in the world and I'm very pleased and proud of that.
When I married Wilnelia, one of the first things I wanted to know about Puerto Rico was the quality of the golf courses.
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.
Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
What's interesting about golf is that most athletes end up gravitating toward golf because it is such a difficult sport.
I love nothing more than being in the last group on Sunday at the Masters. It's the greatest thing in professional golf.
Golf course architects make me sick. They can't play themselves, so they rig the courses so nobody else can play either.
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
I've got two girls. I like to play golf. Apart from that there's not a lot goes on in my life. So I am boring, aren't I?
I would just not be surprised if, 10 years from now, there is a Trump golf course at the Bay of Pigs. Just mark my words.
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.
I really enjoy what little time I have at home. The golf course and practice facilities are perfect and so close to home!
I love to crunch numbers. I look at how many fairways I hit, how many greens I hit. I plan my way around the golf course.
Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.
The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.
I like to play music; play guitar - I love that. Play some golf in the summer. Just relax, enjoy the summer. That's nice.
I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.
There are only two types of player-those who keep their nerves under control and win championships, and those who do not.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
The golf links lie so near the mill, That almost every day, The laboring children can look out, And watch the men at play
Golf is growing, and there are more good young players, but you don't see them going abroad. It's so expensive to travel.
I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad rounds better.
I don't know the traffic regulations of every city I get to either, but I manage to drive through without being arrested.
The older I get, the more I want to do. It beats death, decay or golf in unfortunate trousers. Peace and quiet depress me.
I have a nine handicap in golf - I can always find time for a round - and I'm on my treadmill and cross-trainer every day.
Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.