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I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity.
Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.
I go to the first tee scared to death every day. The peaks do not seem to last as long as the valleys in this game.
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.
Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
We have a lot of fun every year, and I really enjoy being part of junior golf and the development of these players.
I'm afraid there are no replays or second chances in amateur or professional golf, and that's the way it should be.
I certainly don't think adrenalin coursing through your veins, is going to help with the fine motor skills of golf.
I come from a family that has always emphasized and enjoyed sports - golf, tennis, football, baseball and the rest.
In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet.
If you ever feel sorry for somebody on a golf course, you better go home. If you don't kill them, they'll kill you.
Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
I respect and understand that golf is enveloped in tradition and that certain rules and regulations must be upheld.
You need a fantastic memory in this game to remember the great shots and a very short memory to forget the bad ones.
A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one.
A rough should have high grass. When you go bowling they don't give you anything for landing in the gutter, do they?
When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.
I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.
A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.
At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies. With experience, he covers up with better ones.
[My son] Michael came along and he played a little bit of everything. He went to Georgia Tech on a golf scholarship.
Golf is about knowledge, and studying another player - more than listening to a teacher - is the best way to get it.
There's really no pain in the realm of the higher astral. A lot of spirits are playing mini-golf having a good time.
Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.
You must attain a neurological and biological serenity in chaos. You cannot let yourself be sabotaged by adrenaline.
Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren't allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training.
Everybody teaches a system. I just try to shoot where I'm aiming. I play by sight and feel not by technical thoughts.
Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to practice slicing without swearing.
In fishing, golf and gardening, if you don't have a healthy tolerance for your own ineptitude, then it isn't for you.
I used to read every golf magazine front to back; I was addicted to Golf Channel, read Rotella, read every golf book.
I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who just works really hard at trying to get better at golf.
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.
I am absolutely delighted to have come second. Who cares about winning when you can be second? I love being runner-up.
If I can raise more money for charities, or get more Canadian kids to play golf, the green jacket will mean even more.
Every golf course should have its carbon rating on the scorecard, alongside its Course Rating, Slope, par and yardage.
If ever I needed an eight foot putt, and everything I owned depended on it, I would want Arnold Palmer to putt for me.
Golf is a search for perfection, for balance. It's about meditation and concentration. You have to use hand and brain.
If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?
Even when times were good, I realized that my earning power as a golf professional depended on too many ifs and putts.
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man.
As far as swing and techniques are concerned, I don't know diddly squat. When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"