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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Forty-one rules aren't so many - St. Benedict had 73 to keep the brethren on the straight and narrow.
Every time you build a golf course, it’s not a golf course when you get there. You have to improvise.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
It is always disillusioning to weigh your fish and measure your golf drives. Smart men estimate them.
I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.
Magellan went around the world in 1521, which is not too many strokes when you consider the distance.
Anyone of my generation who trusts government probably has an I.Q. that would make a good golf score.
It's just golf. As long as I get done without breakin' somethin' or hurtin' somebody, that's my goal.
Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.
I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division.
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast.
Golf is supposed to be fun, but I don't think anything is fun if you're not doing it reasonably well.
I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.
I experienced American golf courses when I was younger and played a lot of USGA and AJGA tournaments.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
Emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea.
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
After playing Ballybunion for the first time, a man would think that the game of golf originated here.
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Thera-Band for general stretching.
It's odd that the word 'atheist' even exist. I don't play golf, is there a word for non-golf players ?
That's my goal-more public courses in Mexico. I want to make sure little kids in Mexico can play golf.
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
All of us have an 'inner clock,' a certain pace at which we function most comfortably and effectively.
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.
Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
In golf, just because a person is big and cut and ripped, doesn't mean they have a physical advantage.
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes.
Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.
There are some guys out here that can really play golf, but it has not been their focus for that long.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
When I was 4, my dad let me 'help' him back out of the driveway, but I'm amazing at driving golf carts.
Golf, more than most games, has a number of clichés, often successfully disguised as 'tips'. Watch out!
We all know, the ones who play golf, know what a wonderful game it is and what a great past-time it is.
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama’s handicap is Joe Biden.
Learn to write the same way you learn to play golf. You do it and keep doing it until you get it right.
Sometimes when you play a golf course for the first time, you just got to be committed to your targets.
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game.
I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.
I only properly played golf when I was 15 or 16. The best course I've done? Pebble Beach in California.
Moderation is essential in all things, madam, but never in my life have I failed to beat a teetotaller.
They talk about Amen Corner but there's so much more to it than what meets the eye on this golf course.