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Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer.

In golf, it's almost impossible to be perfect on each shot; that's the fun and challenge of golf.

But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general.

I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.

It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

I don't like golf. That's too boring for me. I need something with more energy and more enjoyable.

Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either.

How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven.

All four days I didn't think. I just hit. Squeaky (Medlen, his caddy) said 'kill' and I killed it.

You have a lot of time on these tours. As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf.

As the president, you're pretty much in a bubble. And golf is a good way to get out of the bubble.

A typical day in the life of a heavy metal musician consists of a round of golf and an AA meeting.

I try to deign golf courses that are individual in character and individual in their own standing.

Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.

I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.

Why are we building golf courses? Because we enjoy being outside, bringing man and nature together.

The muttered hint, "Remember, you have a stroke here," freezes my joints like a blast from Siberia.

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.

I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.

What makes a great golf course is continuity and variety: right-to-left holes, left-to-right holes.

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

The game just embarrasses you until you feel inadequate and pathetic. You want to cry like a child.

I don't want to coach too far into my 60s. By then, I'll be playing golf four or five times a week.

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago.

Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.

When you look at other sports, like golf, the players earn a lot more money without running around.

You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls.

As far as golf being athletic, I would say, go try it, let's see how well you do. It's a hard game.

You don't play boxing. You really don't. You play golf, you play tennis, but you don't play boxing.

Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far!

I don't play anymore, because I know I'm not going to be a pro golfer. So there's no reason to golf.

I can play the game only one way. I must play every shot for all there is in it. I cannot play safe.

My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.

Much of anyone's game is played (or should be played) in the short six-inch course between the ears.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

The winner of this tournament doesn't just win a major. He become a part of the history of the game.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.

I don't like the way most people dress on the golf course. I think it's pretty bland, pretty boring.

My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.

It's [Augusta National] a difficult course and it doesn't make it easier when you have three shanks.

I'm very excited every time I'm at Augusta National. It's such a beautiful and fabulous golf course.

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