Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.

I want to keep playing good golf.

I never missed a putt in my mind.

The older I get, the better I was.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Good golf begins with a good grip.

I am the toughest golfer mentally.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

The woods are full of long drivers.

Golf is tougher than my first wife.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

I just want to be me and play golf.

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.

Miss a putt for $2,000? Not likely!

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.

Golf will grow so long as it’s fun.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course.

Nobody ever swung a club too slowly.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

I have three-putted in 40 countries.

Hit it hard. It will land somewhere.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

I try to work with God as a partner.

Those trees seem to grow every year.

Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

I love golf. I love every part of it.

If I have a day off I will play golf.

Out here, it's just you and the ball.

If I've got a swing, I've got a shot.

I like to play snooker, golf as well.

Practice puts brains in your muscles.

Apart from golf, it was a great week.

I guess that's why they call it Hell.

Golf always makes me so damned angry.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.

Never concede the putt that beats you.

I feel like I'm the Babe Ruth of golf.

Think ahead. Golf is a next-shot game.

NBC Sports does a great job with golf.

How can you get tired of playing golf?

I love America. I wanted to play golf.

Never try a shot you haven't practised.

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

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