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How about that amigo? I just come over to see my friends and I win ze bloody championship.
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
You just can't say lesbianism hurts women's golf. It's more correct to say homophobia does.
See, as much as I love the game, golf was my vehicle to competition. And I love to compete.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.
I'm a big sports guy - golf, tennis, baseball, basketball, snowboarding - and I love games.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will.
If I swung the gavel the way I swung that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.
Golf is game of respect and sportsmanship; we have to respect its traditions and its rules.
I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?
It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.
There is no tragedy in missing a putt, no matter how short. All have erred in this respect.
How do I relax? Meditate, I guess. I quit golf. You twist your back and get all cranked up.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream.
It's a lot harder to break bones in golf than motocross. But that made me fearless in a way.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
There are plenty of guys who played great golf, had great careers and only won a few majors.
Every great player has learned the two Cs: how to concentrate and how to maintain composure.
I have to chase down the most scientifically efficient way to get the golf ball in the hole.
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
I just go out there and play the game; I get on with things. Golf is not everything in life.
At my first Masters, I got the feeling, that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven.
When I'm in this state, everything is pure, vividly clear. I'm in a cocoon of concentration.
Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.
The best designs of all are organic, evolving from the subtleties of the ground they inhabit.
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
I see things written about the golf swing that I can't believe will work except by accident .
I do not look back at what might have been. If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening.
If you're going to be a player people will remember, you have to win the Open at St. Andrews.
The trouble with me is I think too much. I always said you have to be dumb to play good golf.
Golf is fluid. It's always changing. It's always evolving. First of all, you never master it.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.
I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine!
I think travel is probably the downside of playing professional golf, but you've got to do it.
I am very active, ... I like to ride horses. I golf. I perform onstage. I am a madman onstage.
I call my putter 'Sweet Charity' because it covers such a multitude of sins from tee to green.