Golf has too much walking to be a good game, and just enough game to spoil a good walk.

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Golf is a great way for someone to learn discipline, responsibility and sportsmanship.?

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

Golf without Jones would be like France without Paris: leaderless, lightless and lonely.

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

All I ever wanted to do was play competitive golf against the best players in the world.

Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

Now that I am no longer President, I find I can no longer win every game of golf I play.

Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

Golf is to me what his Sabine farm was to the poet Horace - a solace and an inspiration.

Every day I play golf, that's my goal. To break 70 the other way. To shoot 70 or better.

Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.

The only reason I ever played in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.

Putting is like wisdom - partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience.

Good golfing temperament falls between taking it with a grin or shrug and throwing a fit.

If I could straighten it out (his golf swing), I'd be pitching at Dodger Stadium tonight.

I have been an avid reader of 'Golf Digest' ever since I started playing this great game.

For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.

Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth.

Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it.

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

I have musician friends who play too much golf, and they're not as good at music anymore.

I think the golf swing is all about rotation, all about trying to keep the club on plane.

When five up express, as is polite, regret at laying a stymie, but rejoice in your heart.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

I'd love to do a golf movie. I turned down Don Johnson's role in 'Tin Cup.' I regret that.

I love to play tennis and golf, listen to music, watch baseball and root for the Redskins.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.

If you expect a bad lie for even one second, the gods will know it and give you a bad lie.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish.

Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it.

There's a guy who won't be in contention. There's another one I don't have to worry about.

Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.

Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

Success in golf depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character.

I'm really good at mini-golf. You know, maybe not big person golf, but little person golf.

I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.

By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.

Achievements on the golf course are not what matters, decency and honesty are what matter.

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