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I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie.
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.
I didn't push any of my kids into golf, and they played golf because they wanted to.
I don't want people to watch the way I dress. I want people to watch the way I play.
The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room.
When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose.
Do your best, one shot at a time and then move on. Remember that golf is just a game.
I do everything right-handed - football, tennis, darts and golf - except for snooker.
Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.
In golf, the customs and etiquette and decorum are as important as the rules of play.
Put me on the river, put me on the golf course, put me on the stage - I'm having fun.
Even before you step up to the ball, have a full battle plan for the hole worked out.
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
I'm a golf junkie, but I'm a sports fan. I'll watch pretty much everything that's on.
When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. Itʹs obsession at first sight.
It pleased the public to think I lived the easy, carefree life - the playboy of golf.
They say I get into too many bunkers. But is no problem. I am the best bunker player.
I'm not a big shorts person. Personally, I hate to see men's legs on the golf course.
Show me a golfer who doesn't have a mean streak, and I'll show you a weak competitor.
Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree.
I have hobbies. I like being active. I like to surf a lot, play a little bit of golf.
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it.
Anyone who hasn't been nervous, or hasn't choked somewhere down the line, is an idiot.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
Golf is flexibility, and I notice more guys injured. You can overdo this conditioning.
The score a player reports on any hole should always be regarded as his opening offer.
I still have a Lydia Ko-signed golf ball in my sock drawer that I'll keep for a while.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there.
Instead of playing with army men or whatever, I played golf, like for hours every day.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional. Then it was too late.
I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Golf is 90% mental. Once you know how to hold the club, swing it, it's all in the mind.
Women are everywhere. We're letting them play golf and tennis now. It's out of control.
A golf course is for golf. A tennis court is for tennis. A prison camp is for escaping.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
One thing I've learned over time is, if you hit a golf ball into water, it won't float.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
Anyone who knows Dan Quayle knows that he would rather play golf than have sex any day.