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My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
I've studied golf for almost 50 years now and know a hell of a lot about nothing.
I don't know whether to call myself a golfer who acts or an actor who plays golf.
They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.
There are no short hitters on the tour anymore - just long and unbelievably long.
In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.
I developed osteoporosis of the personality. My thought processes became brittle.
My only goal is to look back at the end of each year and see that I have improved.
Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor.
Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
A strong mind is one of the key components that separates the great from the good.
It's amazing how many people beat you at golf now that you're no longer president.
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
The three things I fear most in golf are lightning, Ben Hogan and a downhill putt.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I just enjoy playing in wind, grew up in it, and it makes the golf a bit more fun.
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.
Don't be in such a hurry. That little white ball isn't going to run away from you.
There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.
Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears.
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit.
I play golf five days a week. I find that if I play seven days a week, I get stale.
It's nice to win. I'll never win again. I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
US President Gerald Ford's golf was so bad we thought he was a 'Hitman for the PGA!
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
I'm an athlete. I'm not a big golf nerd in that aspect. I'm not big on the history.
I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.
I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing.
Never beat yourself up, because there are plenty of people that will do it for you.
Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.
A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so.
Somehow, it is hard to dislike a man once you have played a round of golf with him.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually becomes harder the longer you play it.
The game was easy for me as a kid. I had to play a while to find out how hard it is.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.
I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head.