The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.

My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.

If the Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

Painting is like Golf, the fewer the strokes I take, the better the picture.

Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

Golf has always been a game where you have to control both ends of the club.

I'm not going to lie, I love TV. I watch a ton of it - golf, HGTV, football.

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.

Golf is a game of misses, and the winners are those who have the best misses

As long as I keep enjoying my golf, then hopefully I'll be able to play well.

It is a very positive event, being nervous. It allows you to do great things.

Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over.

The best part about golf is when you hit the ball long. It feels really good.

I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be.

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous. So would life.

The arc of your swing doesn't have a thing to do with the size of your heart.

I do plan to return to golf one day, I just don't know when that day will be.

Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to.

No matter what kind of day I've had at school, I always look forward to golf.

It is a law of nature that everybody plays a hole badly when playing through.

Golf is all about patience - one tournament is four days long, 18 holes a day.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

The object of golf is to beat someone. Make sure that someone is not yourself.

The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament.

I am decidedly unfriendly during a golf game, from the first hole to the last.

I've said a thousand times, you can't go into a shop and buy a good golf game.

Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards.

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

All I did was go to school and play golf. I didn't have much of a social life.

I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican.

If you don't believe in the living dead, how do your explain the Golf Channel?

If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you!

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

The good chip allows you to whistle while you walk in the dark alleys of golf.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

I've seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf.

When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball.

It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for?

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I think I'm really good at forgetting about golf when I'm off the golf course.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

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