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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy, it's a great game.
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.
For golf, being in the Olympics is a big boost. More so for Indian golf.
Prejudice hasn't changed to this day, not in golf. Maybe in other sports.
George W. Bush loves golf because it's like the election--low score wins.
Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.
I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu.
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course
I've learned a lot about my game every time I play golf in a men's event.
I'm in love with golf, and I want everybody else to share my love affair.
Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill.
Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it.
But you don't have to go up in the stands and play your foul balls. I do.
When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly.
If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it.
A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course.
I don't think golf has ever been any pressure as far as having to succeed.
Feel is the most perplexing part of golf, and probably the most important.
You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole?
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose.
Actually, my plan was to be 20-under par after two days but it didn't work
If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long.
A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano -- and dumb.
I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends.
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses...
Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.
If I ever get bored with golf, I'm going to start over and play lefthanded.
I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account.
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we've got four excellent courses.
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
Fear comes in two packages fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success.
One of the worst mistakes you can make in golf is trying to force the game.
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
The golf course is always in good shape. Paul Latshaw does a reasonable job.