Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.

Players need to remember they didn't make golf. Golf made them.

I've always said, the harder the golf course, the better I play.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.

My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

His driving is unbelievable. I don't go that far on my holidays.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

The mental aspect of golf is what makes golf such a great sport.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.

Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls

What's nice about our tour is you can't remember your bad shots.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

The right way to play golf is to go up and hit the bloody thing.

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66.

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge.

If there is one thing golf demands above all else, it is honesty.

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong

I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf.

Golf was my life. I didn't want to give it up. So I went to work!

The hole was playing downwind and I managed to get a good bounce.

You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time.

Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it.

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

But we do have a golf course near by and I play fairly regularly.

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.

Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don't.

Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf.

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I treat golf as a sport. I let other people treat it like a hobby.

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong.

It is no secret that the Golf Foundation has had its difficulties.

In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is youself.

The fairways were so narrow you had to walk down them single file.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

The problem with golf is I have to deal with a humiliation factor.

I just picked up golf, it was good, give me a chance to play golf.

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.

I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Golf is something I love. It's been a part of my family's history.

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course?

A major golf tournament is 40,000 sadists watching 144 masochists.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

The best quick tip in golf is to focus on your rhythm and balance.

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