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I'm terrified of goats.
I hate pigs. I hate goats.
Redheaded women buck like goats.
I ain't gonna be no escape-goat!
They whipped us like a tied up goat.
Goat screaming videos are hilarious.
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat.
Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep.
The lust of the goat is the bounty of God.
Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!
The blood of a goat will shatter a diamond.
Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.
I was a black sheep, but now I'm just a goat
I want to go about like the light-footed goats.
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.
The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern.
I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk.
Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry.
One day I will rule the world with a goat by my side!
You could change into a goat and it would still apply.
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.
Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.
You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.
Most goat-related military activity is still highly classified.
We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.
the old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat.
Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities.
Fine. Somebody else can arrange to get the stupid goat knocked up.
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.
Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.
To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats.
A goat's a goat. Whether you sauté or barbeque it, it's still a goat.
I was writing poetry, and the Mountain Goats was an outgrowth of that.
I've got kids, goats. My wife always wanted a donkey, so I bought her one.
Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn.
Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them.
We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.
Goats are really cute, especially little ones. But they do smell a little bit.
One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
For me, a perfect pop song is something like 'This Year,' by the Mountain Goats.
It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing.
The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat
. . . children - not kids. Kids are goats. I've always spoken of my children as children.
I feed horses and goats and sheep all day and, once in a while, come and talk about movies.
Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.
Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.