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'The Girlfriend Experience' was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities.
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere.
We're not only hockey players. A lot of guys have families and girlfriends. You can't just think about hockey 24-7.
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor.
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, “They’ll be another one floating by any minute now.”
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday.
I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
I was the boy that turned a girlfriend into the most celebrated lesbian on television. I got so much stick for that.
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else.
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.
Instead of taking full advantage of having eight women at once, I spent all my time trying to find a real girlfriend.
I have girlfriends who've had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don't even get me started.
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.
I auditioned for Ted Bundy and the director Matthew Bright and we really hit it off. He cast me as Bundy's girlfriend.
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day.
If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
Michelangelo's girlfriend, who said to Angelo, Forget the paint - let's put a mirror on the ceiling. Never got a dinner!
My girlfriend's packed her bags and moved out to another town, she couldn't stand the boredom when the video broke down.
And I told you, I'm not going to pursue another man's girlfriend. You want to talk honor. There it is in its purest form
You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.
I've guess I've gotten older and my sex appeal has waned. It's OK. I've got an amazing girlfriend and she keeps me happy.
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff.
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.
Girlfriend is such a stupid word. I couldn't stand calling her that. So, we had to get married, so I could call her 'wife.
I love making music and I'm falling in love with making records, so it's like having two girlfriends. But I can handle it.
When I was 13, I remember crying on my mum's shoulder when my first girlfriend dumped me via MSN Messenger. That was cold.
I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes.
I have a couple of girlfriends who are like healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of.
I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.
People say love is a gift but i say love is a burden, loving someone and having to watch them be in love with someone else.
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower.
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her.
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole life.
Dying to meet your girlfriends that you said you might bring. If they're the ones that tell you that you do the right thing.