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I view my wife as my lover, and we have a bond that goes beyond words like wife or girlfriend or mother.
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.
I never like to be lied to by a girlfriend or agent, and certainly not the president of the United States.
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.
Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.
Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter.
She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me.
I am pleased the Ministry of Culture is protecting the morals of expatriate bankers and their girlfriends.
Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you.
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend.
Their friendship was more important than any relationship. Guys would come and go; girlfriends were forever.
Love and you shall be loved. All love is mathematically just, as much as two sides of an algebraic equation.
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.
I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.
I have a boxer and I'm getting another boxer. I have a girlfriend, Gabby Granado, who lives with me as well.
It's a lot easier having a girlfriend in a band than if you were going out with someone that lived in London.
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth... I guess.
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.
I'm a talker. I don't bottle things up. I always call my mum or a close girlfriend and try to talk things out.
Being a decathlete is like having ten girlfriends. You have to love them all, and you can't afford losing one.
I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.
My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer... or alarm or whateva. She'll be here at 6 in the morn if I let her
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be.
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited.
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.
If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous.
Any judge who allows an adulterer with a live-in girlfriend to terminate the life of his wife should be impeached.
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time.
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.