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When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend.
I got scouted to be the dude in the video for 'Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored.'
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
As the younger brother, I think you always have crushes on your older brothers girlfriends.
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.
I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?
We like the wrong sorts of girls, they wrote. They are usually the ones worth writing about.
To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king.
If true love came at a price, the price would be all worth while if i was spending it on you.
Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.
Dancing inspires my music. Having your girlfriends all together and just being free and happy.
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.
I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour.
Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.
My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.
It's always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.
Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it.
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.
One of the things I've done personally is bring my girlfriends into my health and fitness journeys.
Umpires are like emotional girlfriends, once they make up their minds, there is no point in arguing
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, Oh, okay, babe, and I see it in scripts all the time.
I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.
My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground.
All the songs I write are about human dynamics, whether it's with girlfriends, boyfriends, or family.
Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it.
Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world.
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.
When I need a break, a date night with my husband or a night out with girlfriends always does the trick.