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I think I am a little jealous of women who have great girlfriends as adults.
My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.
In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved.
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.
Men are different. When they are in love they may also have other girlfriends.
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her.
I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.
If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.
Where's the line between professional girlfriend, and just plain professional?
I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.
I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess.
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week.
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
I'd like to run away From you, But if you didn't come And find me ... I would die.
I like girls, but I prefer having a girlfriend. I like having someone I can spoil.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away
I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend.
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.
Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back.
All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in.
I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I want to play a psycho, something more challenging than just 'the girlfriend' part.
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.
Despite what your girlfriend may have told you, size is important, bigger is better.
I would rather be single than be someone's girlfriend because that's not my identity.
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades.
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend.
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard.