If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best.

My girlfriend has read all the 'Game of Thrones' books - twice.

Tell your girlfriend or wife you love them everyday. Like I do!

I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people.

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.

What calmed me down finally was when my girlfriend got pregnant.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

I'm a bad boyfriend. She's a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other.

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind.

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?

Haters call me 'gay,' but their girlfriends want me more than them.

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know?

If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend!

Aren't you going to introduce your little girlfriend to your mother?

There are times in my life where I've had boyfriends or girlfriends.

So it's a yes, then?" To blue-corn pancakes or being your girlfriend?

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend.

You brought me grenades. You are officially the best girlfriend ever.

It's important to have girlfriends, because guys tend to come and go.

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves.

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether.

A girlfriend? No thanks, I'd rather play nintendo and build my lego set!

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age.

If I had a girlfriend I would write her letters instead of using Twitter.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men.

My first real girlfriend broke up with me because she was married already.

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

I had a girlfriend before I ever had a boyfriend, but it was just a phase.

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

There's nothing better than a glass of wine, a girlfriend, and a long talk.

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child.

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

Girlfriends' code. What's discussed with girlfriends stays with girlfriends.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

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