Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Karma is God's girlfriend.
My career is my girlfriend.
My fans are all my girlfriends
My girlfriend has been the ice.
Love is friendship set to music.
God is like a shitty girlfriend.
I did have an imaginary girlfriend.
My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier
I want a girlfriend who can eat like me
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
I want my next girlfriend to be my wife.
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is.
Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.
My song is ya girlfriend's wakin up ringer
I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.
Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.
He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back.
Music is my wife and acting is my girlfriend.
Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
My girlfriend doesn't think I'm funny at all.
Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.
Music is my wife, and acting is my girlfriend.
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend.
My girlfriend's a costume designer in the theater.
Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends.
I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend.
I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing.
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
I've stayed good friends with most of my girlfriends.
I don't trust a girl who doesn't have any girlfriends.
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective!
When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend.
Life without you is like a broken pencil, there's no point.
When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why.
I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.
I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.
I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding!
I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.
More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.