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I only got into comedy to get laid
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.
If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.
I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?
[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.
It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.
The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.
At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.
Getting laid off was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. But it led to the best results.
We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.