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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
A man's kiss is his signature.
You can never be too paranoid.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
I spend a lot of time reading.
Look up there! That's the sky!
I saw a stationery store move.
If it gets laughs, it's funny.
Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate
I drink no more than a sponge.
Religion is just mind control.
Marriage is the death of hope.
All men are equal before fish.
He would make a lovely corpse.
At the finish, it was all over
The sky already fell. Now what?
Blood's not thicker than money.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Name 12 players better than me.
The big ballpark can do it all!
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Let's make some funny pictures.
I have three kids, one of each.
When all else fails, look cute.
A joke is a very serious thing.
Small things amuse small minds.
I've always enjoyed poor health
This is a great day for France!
Never answer anonymous letters.
Golf is my boyfriend right now.
I got my start in silent radio.
My mother was the making of me.
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.
I do pauses, pauses work for me
He was the toast to her butter.
It's good to shut up sometimes.
Sincerity is the way of heaven.
Sometimes I feel like a vampire
The song tells me what to play.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
Journalism is organized gossip.
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
I call my balls the bush twins.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
You gotta keep the funny intact.
Children are gleeful barbarians.
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
I was an only child, eventually.