Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
I took a baby shower.
Megan Fox is so funny.
What's a soup kitchen?
Time wounds all heels.
I look a bit like him.
I want to go to there.
If you rest, you rust.
I rant, therefore I am
My life needs editing.
Besties before testes.
Clones are people two.
Violence is not funny.
Is an egg a vegetable?
Never moon a werewolf.
The sea hates a coward.
It's a funny old world.
I'm gonna pray for him.
Canadians can be funny.
I drink therefore I am.
Can I wear your blazer?
All geniuses die young.
Never ask for 'a beer.'
Genius is born-not paid
Yes, about ten minutes.
No sane man will dance.
I rant, therefore I am.
Farewell, fair cruelty.
Better laid than never.
He can be lethal death.
I'm a mischievous drunk.
Someone came too sooner.
I don't think I'm funny.
That was liquid football
During the rests - pray.
Keep a stiff upper chin.
Oh, to be seventy again!
Reality: What a concept!
Jet lag is for amateurs.
He who laughs.....lasts.
I washed mud off of mud.
I like children - fried.
Money can't buy poverty.
Riches are for spending.
Every dogma has its day.
She sleeps alone at last.
Thank God for Darwin, eh?
Alec Baldwin is so funny.
Debt is normal. Be weird.
All art is quite useless.
My second hit was a flop.