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I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.
And there's no "I love you" message because Steve Ovett has married the girl
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Men's natures are alike; it is their habits that separate them.
To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage, or of principle.
A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination.
Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it takes is courage, imagination ... and a little dough
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy, and don't be afraid to hit the ball.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter.
Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men!
Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance.
Life is so unlike theory.
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask yourself, "Who's the real master in this relationship?"
The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
I am dying with the help of too many physicians.
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Include me out.
Be obscure clearly.
The status quo sucks.
I lost a button hole.
Shut the door, Wales.
Sunshine is my quest.
Let's go and do jihad
Funny is an attitude.
