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Great little One! whose all-embracing birth Lifts Earth to Heaven, stoops Heaven to Earth.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
The movement of life has its rest in its own music.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it.
The state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
It's much easier for me to make major life, multi-million dollar decisions, than it is to decide on a carpet for my front porch. That's the truth.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Mind is never a problem. Mindset is
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name...'
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes most of which never happened.
Once the travel bug bites there is no known antidote, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life
If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
It's tough to get out of bed to do roadwork at 5 am when you've been sleeping in silk pajamas
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
