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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
We were together. I forget the rest.
Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
He enters the port with a full sail.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Room service? Send up a larger room.
You can't just yell jokes at people.
I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous.
But you shall not escape my iambics.
Go, and never darken my towels again
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
This is one bar you should take home.
After all is said and done, sit down.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
And he's lost both right front tires.
Music is only love looking for words.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
No means yes in grasshopper language.
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.
Streets full of water. Please Advise.
So far, this is the oldest I've been.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
The haters always scream the loudest.
I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.
I'mma just do me, when it feel right.
Instant gratification takes too long.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
I can read minds, but I'm illiterate.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
Travel far enough, you meet yourself.
That lad must have been born offside.
I can never do nothing in this house!
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
He was listening so I don't remember.
I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
I never liked you, and I always will.