When words fail, the guitar speaks.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

Where the hell is Australia anyway?

Not a game, not a game... practice.

Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Who is sitting in that empty chair?

A woman is always buying something.

Good things come to those who wait.

Why are there no "during" pictures?

Absence - that common cure of love.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

We hould totally make out right now

Don't repeat the lies of the liars.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

One picture is worth 1,000 denials.

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away.

Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Never confuse movement with action.

You can't just let nature run wild.

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

One thing the blues ain't, is funny.

We don't want wars even when we win.

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Man has will, but woman has her way.

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

Clinton cannot possibly win in 2000.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

If you're explaining, you're losing.

Being bored is an insult to oneself.

They who drink beer will think beer.

Life is very important to Americans.

Mansell can see him in his earphone.

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

What I tell you three times is true.

A fart is just your arse applauding.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I always wanted to be a hairdresser.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

I smash guitars because I like them.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

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