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One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
Our first and last love is self-love.
A man is only as good as what he loves.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there.
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
