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Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men.
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had.
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.
Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end.
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them.
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.
I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.
Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.
Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd.
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath.
It's a funny thing, character, the way it brands people as they age, rising from within to leave its scar.
That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual.
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.
And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life.
I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.
Real life is a funny thing, you know. In real life saying the right thing at the right time is beyond crucial.
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
It’s all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing…you blink your eyes and somebody says ‘Goodnight’ to you.
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
One of the funny things about Wonder Woman is that everybody does love her. She does win everybody over at some point.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Nothing is ever finished. It's a funny thing. I actually think that's really the more natural way of stories or songs.
We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast.
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.